The South is Still Segregated, Right?

No shit? Really? Integrated, huh? I'm sure in some places I'd be right. (see I was somewhat right)

Well good thing, because The Aggies make their way to the Land of Skynard this Saturday. They meet the historically mighty, but currently meek Auburn Tigers. That's in no way meant to disrespect the Tigers. Just relatively speaking, they aren't very good this year. Not that NMSU is some big fat dynamo, but it at least gives us some hope.

Coach Tubby, of Auburn, is so perplexed by his teams play he actually closed practice to outside observers Tuesday. That's rare, since most (hell even I) considers NMSU to be an inferior team. Not to mention unpopular. Their QB situation is also up in the air. They have been deploying two guys to field snaps: one is a true frosh, and the other just sucks (I guess). If the Ags can put some heat on them, and put points on the board early, we just may pull out the upset. Pull out all over them!

Karma is hopefully on our side. Auburn's president, I think Douche Bag (aka: Jay Gogue) is her name, made some disparaging remarks about NMSU a few months ago. A former employer of Ms. Bag. What a classy asshole. Eat shit.

JUMP

We've got a Brand New Dance...

It's called we'ves got to overcome.

Oh the sweet nector of victory, if only you fueled my motivation.

I'm late as fuck, of course, but I got some immortal (unless my hard drive crashes) scenes of that day. Enjoy, bitches.

My Sisters (sans one) Flanked Around Genius. Genius = Double-Fisting Miller Lite

You just vomitted a little in your mouth, huh? Of course you did.

Here's what that vomit looks like under a microscope.

A big third down converstion coming up? I have no idea. Forgot (read: too drunk) to take notes.

Woo! Yeah-Yeah! Woo! Lets Get DRUNK(er)!

Lets Get it On! Note the Ref.

And I'm Spent.

Myhalf-ass brief analysis: It was quite the win for the Aggies. Chris Williams took over the second half as if someone took his memorabilia. The defense, thankfully, remained strong in the fourth. Despite persistent kicking woes NMSU held strong, and overcame some adversity to pull off the win. One final note - baby oil wrestling is a weird way to spend an evening. Not that I'm complaining.

JUMP

My Name is Toby

Broken. Beaten. Owned. And a little drunk. That's it. At this moment in time, that is all I am.

For now, all I have to say - Thanks for showing up defense. You played an intrigal and important part, nay, the most imporant part in our loss tonight.

Stalling in the red zone, in a word, blows.

McPeek. Fuck. Him. Hell of a play that garners my nothing but my contempt.

I have a feeling I'll use that Inept D tag a few more times.

JUMP

Let's Get it On

I'm shaking right now. My foot is tapping up and down. Tap, tap, tapping. The gameday is hours away, and it should be a good one. Seriously, this time, my erection is threatening to burst out of my underwear. Just kidding ... I don't wear underwear.

Can the Lobos offense pick it up after a dismal performance against PrepSchool-Texas El Paso? Can the Aggies high-octane offense penetrate a hard hitting Lobo D? Will we be able to stop the run, and give our offense a chance to get in rhythm? These questions and others will be answered.

For now, how about some photoshop fun. A fellow over at Crimson Storm created some gems. Special Thanks to abqaggie49.

And my favorite....

Poor Rocky, keep thinking defense, and playing not to lose is the way to go.

Alrighty folks, I'm outta here. I'll be up in Albuquerque for the weekend. Hope to see the lot of you there.

One final message to you stinkin Loobs:

I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!

JUMP

A Fortnight of Rivalry

Doesn't get much better than this boys and girls. Next up on the slate, UNM. Followed by the moronic Minors (Miners? doesn't matter).

I can't adequately state this, but I am fucking excited.

I don't want to jinx us (or sound like a buffoon), but this season feels special (as I already stated). These games will either catapult the season, or drag it to screeching halt. I cheer for the former.

A split will be acceptable, but I'm expecting a sweep.

Try to make it to both games people. The home game against Texas-El Paso is slated as crimson-out. Pick up a shirt if you don't have one. Too cheap? Hit me up, I've got plently.

Finally, congrats to the volleyball team tonight. They defated the Lady Lobos 3-1, and take the 1.5 points for the Rio Grande Rivalry.

JUMP

Better Late Than Never

Apologies. It's early Monday morning and I'm barely able to function to present this recap of Thursday nights game.

NMSU - 35
SELU - 14

GO AGGIES!

That is all.

For something more in depth check out bleedcrimson.net.

I'll be in Albuquerque for the game against the Loobs. So, at least, I'll have a good excuse for not being prompt. I promise it'll get better. Seriously.

JUMP